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Study: 20% Of Urinary Tract Infections Caused By Contaminated Meat
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A new study found that about one in five urinary tract infections...
Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
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ICE Agent Panics After Realizing There More Children Than He Has Flash-Bangs
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CHICAGO—His heart racing with terror as he found himself completely surrounded, an...
Twirling Britney Spears Unaware Phone Died Hours Ago
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80-Year-Old Becomes Oldest Woman To Hike Appalachian Trail
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Eighty-year-old Betty Kellenberger, without realizing it, became the oldest person to complete...
Over the River Into the ‘Hood
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Vasectomy Hot-Wired
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LONG BEACH, CA—Wiping sweat from his brow as he clenched a scalpel...
Pizza’s Been Delivered Here Before
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Pizzas from both large chains and local restaurants have successfully found their...
Trump Writes Netanyahu Strongly Worded Check
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Studios Enter Bidding War Over Napkin Stephen King Wrote ‘Ghoul’ On
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LOS ANGELES—Anticipating the project could be the biggest horror hit of the...
NBA Reaffirms Commitment To Gamblers Only Ruining Their Lives Legally
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NEW YORK—Following a series of illicit betting scandals that have sent shock...
Breaking: The Darkness Returns
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WASHINGTON—With deep unease and outright horror haunting millions of Americans as a...