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Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, the theocratic dictator who ruled Iran for over 36...
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BOSTON—Amid continued speculation about when the injured Celtics star might return to...
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WASHINGTON—While recognizing the small detail was of no real significance in the...
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CLEVELAND—As the pair crossed their fingers and stared longingly at the jumbotron...
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Mitch Nagler, 92, died peacefully last Thursday, at last relinquishing his stranglehold...
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Hi, friends Today, I’d like to talk to the grown-ups. I know...
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According to Delta Dental’s new Original Tooth Fairy Poll, the average amount...
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WASHINGTON—Carefully weighing the implications of his presence at a particularly tense moment...
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WASHINGTON—Saying he just had a “gut feeling” about the U.S.-backed airstrike, President...
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The surge in AI, cryptocurrency, and other digital assets is rapidly increasing...