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Jill Biden Believed Husband Was Having Stroke During Presidential Debate
about 13 hours ago
Former first lady Jill Biden claimed that she thought her husband, former...
New Harry Styles Tour Merch Includes Perimenopause Supplements
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NEW YORK—Describing some of the new branded products available for purchase at...
Pope Releases Encyclical On Perils Of Disney’s ‘Star Wars’ Strategy
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VATICAN CITY—Lambasting the “muddled” plotlines of the post-Lucas era in a staggering...
Artist Profile: Kacey Musgraves
1 day ago
Kacey Musgraves has released Middle Of Nowhere, her seventh studio album. The...
Pit Bull Makes Throat-Slitting Gesture While Owner Not Looking
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Meta Glasses Users Report Bug Where They Can See Mark Zuckerberg’s Memories
1 day ago
MENLO PARK, CA—Expressing frustration about the frequent error hampering the overall user...
Trump Executive Order Kickstarts Deep Sea Mining Rush
1 day ago
An executive order by President Trump intended to create a deep sea...
Europeans Announce There Nothing Anyone Can Do To Make Them Stop Loving Michael Jackson
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PARIS—Steadfast in their devotion to the treasured cultural keystone of their community...
South Korean Starbucks Apologizes For Ad That Evoked Massacre
2 days ago
South Korean businessman Chung Yong-jin, chairman of an investment group that owns...
Listerine Leaves 0.1% Of Germs Alive To Spread Message Of Terror Throughout Microbial Community
2 days ago
SUMMIT, NJ—In a surprise attack of astonishing brutality, oral cavity sources confirmed...
DOJ Launches Criminal Investigation Into All Women
2 days ago
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Clavicular Wakes Up As Hideous, Jawless Monster After Rating Old Crone A 4
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MIAMI—Trembling as he held a hand mirror to his face to behold...