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GOP Lawmakers Clarify Their Hate-Filled Rhetoric Only Meant To Stoke Fundraising
about 9 hours ago
WASHINGTON—Following the Minnesota attacks in which one Democratic state legislator was killed...
Trump Calls Shooting Victims To Rant About Tim Walz
about 10 hours ago
WASHINGTON—Reaching out to the surviving victims of Saturday’s shootings as they recovered...
Trump Condemns Vance Boelter’s Incomplete Hit List
about 11 hours ago
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Man Opens Up About Childhood Trauma Of Being Forced To Put On Jammies
about 11 hours ago
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Sabrina Carpenter Assures Fans That Daddy Will Punish Her For Album Cover
about 11 hours ago
LOS ANGELES—Faced with criticism after posting the suggestive cover of her forthcoming...
What To Know About The Diddy Trial
about 13 hours ago
Music mogul Sean “Diddy” Combs is currently facing charges of racketeering, kidnapping...
Jeremy Allen White Undergoes Experimental Mouth Enlargement Surgery
about 16 hours ago
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Ah Fuck, They Painted The Brick
about 16 hours ago
Beautiful Georgian home in a perfect neighborhood, your literal dream home, except...
Fake Flight Attendant Flew 120 Flights For Free
about 16 hours ago
A 35-year-old man who falsely claimed to be a flight attendant for...
Teacher Required To Provide Own Salary
about 16 hours ago
BALTIMORE—As public schools across the country increasingly face budget shortfalls, educators like...
SWAT Team Robot Successfully Dismantles Black Man
about 16 hours ago
LUBBOCK, TX—Saying the threat posed too great a risk to the life...
No One Sure Why Kristi Noem Wearing Firefighter Helmet, Night-Vision Goggles, High Heels, Wet Suit
about 16 hours ago
WASHINGTON—Racking their brains as they tried to determine the express purpose of...