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Frito-Lay CEO Gifts Trump Gold Funyun
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WASHINGTON—In a gesture many critics have decried as yet another blatant bribe...
Jeff Bezos Mugs Amazon Warehouse Worker At Gunpoint
about 5 hours ago
KENOSHA, WI—After lurking in a fulfillment center parking lot until employees had...
Disgusted God Puts Giant Overturned Glass Atop Humanity
about 5 hours ago
THE HEAVENS—Moments after spotting hordes of the minuscule creatures skittering across the...
George R.R. Martin Finally Finishes Writing Sequel To ‘Erin Brockovich’
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SANTA FE, NM—Stressing that fans of the franchise were about to be...
Full Of Character Actors
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With warm wood paneling and a kitchen full of character actors looking...
Lillian Canfield
about 5 hours ago
Lillian Canfield passed away at 89. She is survived by one son...
AOL To Discontinue Dial-Up Internet
about 21 hours ago
AOL has officially announced it will discontinue its dial-up Internet service after...
Confederate Statue Toppled During Black Lives Matter Protest Reinstalled
1 day ago
The National Park Service will restore the toppled statue of Confederate General...
Agriculture Secretary Demands U.S. Farmers Invent 5 New Melons By Friday
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WASHINGTON—Warning that America could not afford to fall behind in gourd-based innovation...
RFK Jr. Mandates All Americans Drink Mysterious Glowing Liquid
1 day ago
WASHINGTON—Claiming the luminous potion would make the nation strong and vigorous, Health...
Andrea Fusco And Glenn Demers
1 day ago
Fusco married Demers in a beautiful ceremony Sunday, so the state kicked...
Dumbest Friend Just Bought 20 Chickens
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REDWOOD CITY, CA—Arguing that this was, in fact, the most responsible thing...