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Defeated Cuomo Left Groping For Answers

about 7 hours ago

NEW YORK CITY — After suffering a shocking defeat to a previously...

Church Warns Of Impending Shortage Of Sweet White-Haired Ladies That Give You Peppermints

about 10 hours ago

FORT WAYNE, IN — An ecumenical gathering of pastors and laity recently...

CNN: Hiroshima 'Barely Set Back' By Atomic Bomb

about 11 hours ago

U.S. — CNN has obtained a classified briefing revealing that the city...

9 Hardest Parts Of Pregnancy For Husbands

about 12 hours ago

Trump’s Christian Faith Questioned As He Didn't Say ‘Fudge’

about 13 hours ago

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Donald Trump's devout Christian faith is being called into...

Mamdani Vows To Knock Down World Trade Center To Build More Affordable Housing

about 13 hours ago

NEW YORK CITY — Zohran Mamdani, winner of New York City's mayoral...

Hamas Claims Responsibility For NYC Mayoral Primary

about 14 hours ago

NEW YORK — The Hamas terrorist organization has claimed responsibility for the...

Get A Load Of This Dweeb Who Still Thinks We Care About What The Constitution Says

1 day ago

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Get a load of this total dweeb of a...

Trump Bombed Iran. Here's How 12 Media Outlets Covered The Story

1 day ago

Welp, it looks like Trump bombed Iran. The Babylon Bee has assembled...

7 Clear Signs The Great Tribulation Is Near

1 day ago

Each passing moment brings us one step closer to the end times...

Nation's Obese Air Travelers Announce Plans To Sit Next To You

1 day ago

ORLANDO, FL — Obese air travelers around the country have just announced...

Politicians Warn Ceasefire Is Slippery Slope Toward Peace In Middle East

1 day ago

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Washington politicians sounded the alarm Tuesday that a ceasefire...