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Disaster Strikes As Trump Accidentally Rips Putin's Arm Off With Macho Handshake
about 7 hours ago
ANCHORAGE, AK — Peace negotiations to end the war in Ukraine were...
Dad Fussy After Missing His Afternoon Nap
about 9 hours ago
REDMOND, OR — A lost afternoon nap threatened to ruin the entire...
Beyond Meat In Financial Trouble After Public Learns Real Meat Exists
about 9 hours ago
EL SEGUNDO, CA — Shareholders were briefed at an emergency meeting to...
Tragic: Stranger Thinks Your Sports Team Shirt Is An Invitation To Talk To You About Sports
about 10 hours ago
ESCONDIDO, CA — According to sources, local man Randy Rivera was disappointed...
11 New Artifacts Trump Ordered The Smithsonian To Display
about 10 hours ago
In addition to ordering a comprehensive review of the Smithsonian museums to...
Man Tells Subway Worker He's Looking For Something With Stopping Power That's Compact And Easy To Conceal
about 11 hours ago
WASHINGTON, D.C. — An unidentified man at a local Subway location was...
JB Pritzker Joins Police Force In Hopes Of Getting Sandwich Thrown At Him
1 day ago
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Illinois Governor JB Pritzker reportedly joined the fray as...
10 Telltale Signs Of Dangerous Authoritarianism
1 day ago
In case you haven't already heard, you're living in an oppressive, authoritarian...
Renaissance Artist Finishes Masterpiece That Will One Day Be Great Training Data For AI
1 day ago
ROME — Renaissance artist Vicente De Antonio put the finishing touches on...
Federal Court Requires Nuns To Start Worshiping Molech
1 day ago
PHILADELPHIA, PA — In a landmark ruling that was sure to have...
Gavin Newsom Vows To Double California’s Violent Crime If Trump Doesn’t Stop Cleaning Up D.C.
1 day ago
SACRAMENTO, CA — In his ongoing public sparring with the administration over...
Trump Heads to Alaska to Negotiate Historic Truce Between Humans, Bears
1 day ago
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump departed the White House today, with...