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The Most Common Cause Of Death In Each Of The 50 States
about 7 hours ago
A decades-long study by the CDC concluded that each American state bears...
Rockies Ask Girl Scout Who Threw Out First Pitch If She Can Go 9 Innings Tonight
about 10 hours ago
DENVER, CO — Struggling to find alternative options on the mound that...
New Yorkers Excited To See How Never-Before-Tried Government Called ‘Socialism’ Turns Out
about 10 hours ago
NEW YORK, NY — Citizens of New York are reportedly excited to...
In Powerful Act Of Protest, Liberals Begin Adding Algae To Drinking Water
about 12 hours ago
U.S. — In a powerful showing of solidarity with the algae discoloring...
Al-Qaeda Wins New York Primary
about 13 hours ago
NEW YORK, NY — Almost 25 years after it successfully flew two...
To Raise Stakes, U.S. Army Given One Pick In Each Round Of NBA Draft
about 16 hours ago
NEW YORK, NY — Seeking a way to spice things up after...
Israelite Keeping Quiet That He Doesn't Particularly Care For Milk Or Honey
1 day ago
MOUNT SINAI — In light of continued encouragement that the Israelites would...
4D Chess: Trump Makes Reflecting Pool Even Swampier So It Will Reflect D.C. More Accurately
1 day ago
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a brilliant move of 4D chess, President Donald...
Time Traveler From Year 3247 Warns They're Still Making 'Toy Story' Movies
1 day ago
NEW YORK, NY — Citizens of the year 2026 were left confused...
Gas Pump Now Asks If You Want Car Wash, Receipt, Rewards, And If You Know The Airspeed Velocity Of An Unladen Swallow
1 day ago
U.S. — Before allowing customers to fill up with gas, pumps will...
'Supergirl' To Show That Girls Can Be Just As Good As Boys At Everything Except Box Office
1 day ago
U.S. — When Supergirl releases in theaters on June 26, executives from...
'What A Good Little Kitty You Are,' Owner Says To Cat Who Is Currently Plotting Her Violent Death
1 day ago
TULSA, OK — Local cat owner Melissa Darst patted and praised her...