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US Government Urges Citizens to Choose Mad Max Style Post-Apocalyptic Name Now Before All the Good Ones are Taken

13 minutes ago

WASHINGTON — A White House press release suggests that citizens come up...

Nitrous Mafia Snitch Found at Bottom of Lake Wearing Cement Birkenstocks

about 22 hours ago

BOSTON — Local nitrous dealer James “Lawnboy” Carpenter was found dead at...

New Disneyland Attraction Just Roped off Area for Couples To Scream at Each Other

about 2 months ago

ORLANDO — Disney celebrated the grand opening of its newest park attraction...

The Hard Times Guide To Tricking Your Summer Fling Into Listening to Pulp

about 2 months ago

Ah, summer is in the air, and so is opportunity – the...

Burnt Out Teacher Way More Excited for Career Day Presentations Than the Kids

about 2 months ago

PROVIDENCE, R.I. — Local over-worked teacher Jason Nance was far more interested...

Boyfriend Reports Good Part of Movie Coming Up

about 2 months ago

POCATELLO, Idaho — The boyfriend of long-suffering woman Talia Lefferts reportedly took...

Night Out at the Opera Nothing Like JG Wentworth Commercials Depicted

about 2 months ago

NEW YORK CITY — Self-described classical music aficionado Michael Rangel’s night at...

Incompetent Assassin Misses Largest Head On Planet

about 2 months ago

OREM, Utah — The attempted assassination of conservative activist Charlie Kirk is...

Anti-Vaxxer Finally Gets Shot

about 2 months ago

OREM, Utah — Conservative activist and noted anti-vaxxer Charlie Kirk finally received...

Born Again Crust Punk Baptized in Sewage

about 2 months ago

SALT LAKE CITY — Local born again crust punk Richard “Skuz-Dixx” Vanderbilt...

5 Clever Ways I Got Excused From Jury Duty That Were All Just Getting Caught Doing Whippets in the Parking Lot

about 2 months ago

Being American means we enjoy certain freedoms, such as the right to...