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Centrist Historian Claims Death Toll at Auschwitz Could’ve Been Mitigated if SS Guards Had Better Training
about 16 hours ago
WASHINGTON — Centrist historian Milt DeWalt claimed that opponents of the Nazis...
Five Episodes of “Bill Nye the Science Guy” That Did Nothing To Prevent Me From Putting Dry Ice Directly on My Pubic Razor Burn
about 17 hours ago
Ow! Fuckshitfuck, that burns. People put ice on razor burn all the...
Mirror in Venue Bathroom Fucking Useless
about 18 hours ago
LONG BEACH, Calif. — The mirror in the men’s bathroom of local...
Moo Deng Offers Punch the Monkey Advice on Fame, Small Bump of Coke
1 day ago
JAPAN — Former child animal star Moo Deng the hippo paid a...
Billy Joel Reveals ‘Piano Man’ Is About a Revolting, Cronenberg-Esque Piano-Human Hybrid Driven by Primitive, Uncontrollable Impulses
2 days ago
CENTRE ISLAND, N.Y. — Popular singer/songwriter Billy Joel revealed that his 1973...
That’s Weird: We Thought Our Friends Would Be More Envious of the Fact We Had an 11-Way With the Members of Reel Big Fish
2 days ago
Reel Big Fish is, without a doubt, the greatest ska band that...
Bored Conservative Figures He’ll Go Back To Being Angry About Critical Race Theory Just for the Hell of It
2 days ago
YOUNGSTOWN, Ohio — Local conservative Karl Stokes decided to go back to...
Opinion: I Know We’re Living in a Terrifying Fascist Hellscape, but I Really Need That Pitch Deck by Noon
3 days ago
Hey pal, first off, I really want to thank you for finding...
McDonald’s Introduces the Filet-O-Silverfish To Avoid Seafood Tariffs
3 days ago
CHICAGO — American multinational fast food chain McDonald’s revealed the new Filet-O-Silverfish...
Safe Space: This Support Group Helps Men In Their 40s Accept That They’ll Never Host MST3K
4 days ago
Every man — literally every single male-identifying person on God’s green earth...
Icy Sidewalk Causing Involuntary Skanking
4 days ago
SOMERVILLE, Mass. — Several winter storms and record low temps are causing...