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New Disneyland Attraction Just Roped off Area for Couples To Scream at Each Other

5 days ago

ORLANDO — Disney celebrated the grand opening of its newest park attraction...

The Hard Times Guide To Tricking Your Summer Fling Into Listening to Pulp

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Ah, summer is in the air, and so is opportunity – the...

Burnt Out Teacher Way More Excited for Career Day Presentations Than the Kids

5 days ago

PROVIDENCE, R.I. — Local over-worked teacher Jason Nance was far more interested...

Boyfriend Reports Good Part of Movie Coming Up

6 days ago

POCATELLO, Idaho — The boyfriend of long-suffering woman Talia Lefferts reportedly took...

Night Out at the Opera Nothing Like JG Wentworth Commercials Depicted

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NEW YORK CITY — Self-described classical music aficionado Michael Rangel’s night at...

Incompetent Assassin Misses Largest Head On Planet

8 days ago

OREM, Utah — The attempted assassination of conservative activist Charlie Kirk is...

Anti-Vaxxer Finally Gets Shot

8 days ago

OREM, Utah — Conservative activist and noted anti-vaxxer Charlie Kirk finally received...

Born Again Crust Punk Baptized in Sewage

8 days ago

SALT LAKE CITY — Local born again crust punk Richard “Skuz-Dixx” Vanderbilt...

5 Clever Ways I Got Excused From Jury Duty That Were All Just Getting Caught Doing Whippets in the Parking Lot

8 days ago

Being American means we enjoy certain freedoms, such as the right to...

Tyler, the Creator Locked in Eternal Cosmic Struggle with Tyler, the Destroyer

8 days ago

LOS ANGELES — Musician Tyler, the Creator’s struggle with rival cosmic entity...

Five Songs We’re Listening To This Week From Our Apocalypse Bunker

9 days ago

Greetings, fellow survivor. We’ve decided to cut our losses and seal ourselves...