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Concerned Citizens Launch GoFundMe Launched To Help Sydney Sweeney Buy Some Clothes
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U.S. — Concerned Americans have started a GoFundMe to purchase some clothing...
Report: Chili's Only Gets Bad Rap Because It Is Awful
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DALLAS, TX — A new industry report released Thursday concluded that Chili's...
Uber Driver Carefully Selects Worst Possible Photo For Profile
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SAN ANTONIO, TX — Local Uber driver Vish Patel spent hours today...
Democrats Promise That If Elected, Every Voter Will Give Them $5,000
2 days ago
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Just days after President Donald Trump vowed to issue...
Man Prepares To Perform Self-Lobotomy With Cereal Spoon After Daughter Discovers 'Blippi'
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COLUMBUS, OH — Local man Greg Gentry reportedly spent Friday morning mentally...
Congress Preemptively Holds State Funeral For Mitch McConnell
2 days ago
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Congress held a preemptive state funeral honoring Senator Mitch...
Israelite Women Rejoice After Moses Strikes Rock And Pumpkin Spice Latte Gushes Out
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SINAI — The women of Israel erupted into celebration this week after...
Husband In Critical Condition After Attempting Two Minutes Of Beginner's Yoga
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AUSTIN, TX — Local husband Matt Gaines was rushed to the Intensive...
New Underground Railroad Established To Help Lone Black Juror Escape From Angry White Liberals In The North
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PLYMOUTH, MA — Reports indicated that a modern "Underground Railroad" had been...
'Obesity Is A Disease,' Says Fatty
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CHATTANOOGA, TN — Local fatty Mark Thompson spent all of lunch today...
Taylor Swift Releases New Single 'Look What You Made Me Invest In'
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NASHVILLE, TN — In honor of her new husband, Travis Kelce, pop...
12 Common Trap Questions From Your Wife And How To Respond To Each
3 days ago
Men, if you've been married for any length of time, then you've...