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Man Longs For Good Old Days When Black Friday Shopping Was Done In Person And Everyone Feared For Their Lives
about 9 hours ago
BEAUMONT, TX — Local man Michael Strong looked wistfully out the window...
Sad: Man Who Missed Black Friday Forced To Buy TV For Same Price But Without Giant 'BLACK FRIDAY SALE' Tag
about 9 hours ago
RENO, NV — After missing out on Black Friday shopping, local man...
'Oh Lord, Bless This Food To My Body,' Says Man Eating 6 Kinds Of Leftover Pie For Breakfast
about 9 hours ago
PHILADELPHIA, PA — Local man Dan Flannigan prayed this morning for the...
Scholars Believe Young Rich Man Went Away Sad When Jesus Told Him To Sell All His Possessions Because He Had The Nintendo Power Glove
2 days ago
OXFORD — One of the most well-known stories from the biblical gospels...
‘No Thanks,’ Says Hungry Homeless Man After Being Offered Marshmallow Jello Salad
2 days ago
SAN FRANCISCO, CA — New reports indicated that local homeless man John...
Turkey Pardoned By Biden Administration 4 Times Commits Violent Turkey Murder
2 days ago
PORTLAND, OR — A turkey that had previously been pardoned by former...
Cheer Up, Libs! Here Are 10 Things Even You Can Be Thankful For This Year
3 days ago
Conservatism may be the superior political ideology, but don't beat yourself up...
Reminder: If You Leave Your Kids Home Alone This Holiday Season, Make Sure They Have Plenty Of Paint Cans, Blowtorches, And A Cutout Of Michael Jordan
3 days ago
U.S. — Authorities issued a public service announcement in time for the...
Family Institutes Thanksgiving Debate Rules Allowing 2-Minute Speeches With 1-Minute Rebuttal
4 days ago
MOULTONBOROUGH, NH — To make the most of the Thanksgiving holiday, the...
Family Holding Out Hope This Will Finally Be Thanksgiving Where Turkey Explodes In Epic Fireball
4 days ago
BOISE, ID — Members of a local family are holding out hope...
Heaven Confirms People Who Prefer Ham At Thanksgiving Will Not Enter The Kingdom
4 days ago
HEAVEN — Celestial sources have recently confirmed that people who prefer ham...
Indians Politely Decline Taste Of Pilgrims' World-Famous Homemade Smallpox Casserole
4 days ago
PLYMOUTH COLONY — The world's first Thanksgiving holiday reportedly ended with hurt...