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Authorities Warn Katie Porter Has Grown To 600 Feet And Is Currently Rampaging Through San Francisco

about 2 hours ago

SAN FRANCISCO - The National Guard has been called to California's Golden...

Is Your Wife Overdoing The Halloween Decorations? Look For These Signs

about 3 hours ago

Has your wife crossed the line from fun Halloween decorations to total...

8 Clever Ways To Keep Your Wife Warm This Winter

about 4 hours ago

The seasons are a-changing, and your darling wife is already shivering as...

Mohammed Upset As Democrats Keep Calling Islam A Religion Of Peace

about 4 hours ago

HELL — The founder of Islam expressed continued frustration with Democrats on...

Compromise: Trump Agrees To Designate Chicago Mayor’s House ‘ICE-Free Zone’

about 5 hours ago

CHICAGO, IL - President Trump has graciously agreed to compromise with Chicago...

In Honor Of October 7, Mamdani Paraglides Into Campaign Event

about 6 hours ago

NEW YORK CITY — New York City mayoral candidate Zohran Mamdani paraglided...

James Comey Produces Letter Signed By 51 Former Intelligence Officials Saying He's Totally Innocent

about 6 hours ago

ALEXANDRIA, VA — At his arraignment on charges of making false statements...

Embarrassed Jay Jones Realizes He's Only Supposed To Want To Murder Kids Before They're Born

about 6 hours ago

ARLINGTON, VA — An embarrassed Jay Jones realized earlier this week that...

Governor Pritzker Activates 100 Battalions Of Illegal Immigrants In War Against ICE

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SPRINGFIELD, IL — Seeking to ramp up his opposition force against the...

20 Christ Metaphors In Video Games

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Video games have a reputation for violence and novelty, but they can...

Wife Decides To Ask Question To 10,000 Random Strangers On Facebook Rather Than Googling It

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FRANKLIN, KY — A strange phenomenon was observed in a local household...

With Government Shutdown Closing National Parks, Moose Forced to Find New Jobs

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GRAND TETONS, WA — In a tragic displacement caused by the ongoing...