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Artificial Intelligence Cannot
about 14 hours ago
Experience a heart attack while working in the herb garden. Wonder what...
Google Maps Introduces: Walking Speed Accuracy Filters
about 19 hours ago
For the most accurate total walk time, select all that apply. You...
Lex Luthor’s Latest Evil Plan Is Just a Distraction from His Many Villainous Schemes
1 day ago
“Through calculated chaos and spectacle, Trump distracts the media and public from...
Please Don’t Criticize the Devastating Work I Do at the Misery Factory
1 day ago
The Misery Factory gets a bad wrap, especially among Millennials and Gen...
As a Seventy-Two-Year-Old Democrat, Am I Too Young to Run for Congress?
2 days ago
Before I blew out all seventy-two candles on my birthday cake this...
How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Precision-Guided Liberation of Fordow
2 days ago
Don’t panic, America. Yes, we launched strikes on Iran’s nuclear facilities. Yes...
No, the Trade Federation Is Not at War with Naboo, but We Are at War with Its Means of Waging War, and Maybe We’ll Also Assassinate the Queen and Murder All of the Gungans, We’re Not Sure Yet
3 days ago
“Vance says U.S. ‘not at war with Iran, we’re at war with...
Editorial Template for Every Time the United States Goes to War
3 days ago
Americans awoke this morning to the news that the United States military...
Acts of Rebellion for the Middle-Aged
6 days ago
Hiring a plumber without vetting them across multiple Facebook community forums Starting...
Excerpts from The Believer: Place: The Home Depot
6 days ago
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I Only Had Kids to Blow Off My Single Friends, Particularly Jeff
6 days ago
There are numerous reasons why my wife and I decided to have...
The Revolution Will Not Be Televised, But It Will Be Optimized (Presented in Beta)
7 days ago
Gone are the days of storming the gates. In this new era...