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The Stranger Things They Carried

4 days ago

(With apologies to Tim O’Brien) - - -Mike carried Eggo waffles for...

Your Family’s Thanksgiving Fight Schedule

5 days ago

Due to the overwhelming number of anticipated brawls this Thanksgiving, we decided...

Post-Dinner Interview with the Uncle Who Was Demoted to the Kids’ Table at Thanksgiving

5 days ago

REPORTER: I’m here live with Uncle Bill just moments after Thanksgiving dinner...

I Was Always in Favor of Releasing the Epstein Files, Even as I Was Desperately Trying to Prevent Their Release

5 days ago

“President Donald Trump on Wednesday sought to bring a swift end to...

I’m in Charge at This Hertz Location, and Buddy, You’re Not Getting a Car Today

6 days ago

Here’s how this is gonna go: First, you will step up to...

Thanksgiving’s Going to Be a Tough One This Year, Charlie Brown

6 days ago

Making popcorn again, huh, Snoopy? Keep it up. Sounds like pure nostalgia...

A Sycophantic Turkey Implores President Trump to Eat Him

7 days ago

I’ve been bred fine, Mr. President. Finer than the rest. When the...

A Syncophantic Turkey Implores President Trump to Eat Him

7 days ago

I’ve been bred fine, Mr. President. Finer than the rest. When the...

To Grandmother’s House We Go

9 days ago

Over the river and through the woods, To Grandmother’s house we go...

Excerpts from The Believer: Stuff I’ve Been Reading: Fall 2025

10 days ago

A quarterly column, steady as ever. - - -Books read: Love’s Labour...

I, a Woman, Am Officially Done Saying “I’m Sorry”

10 days ago

Dear colleagues, I just wanted to reach out and let you know...

Thanksgiving or Perimenopause?

10 days ago

1. There’s a turkey neck situation. 2. Is it four thousand degrees...